If that’s not a happy face I don’t know what is. Heather Mills was awarded $48.6 million in the divorce settlement from Paul McCartney. The Associated Press says the Family court said also that their daughter, Beatrice, will receive ‘periodical payments order’ of $70,000 per annum. McCartney’s total assets are estimated to be worth $800 million. 

Check out this list of the most expensive celebrity divorces.

Michael and Juanita Jordan - possibly more than $150 million settlement pending, 2006
Neil Diamond and Marcia Murphey - $150 million, 2005
Steven Spielberg and Amy Irving - $100 million, 1989
Harrison Ford and Melissa Mathison - $85 million, 2004
Kevin Costner and Cindy Silva - $80 million, 1994 

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Unfortunately, Britney lost visitation rights of her kids to Kevin Federline until her next hearing which is set for February 19 according to reports on TMZ.com. Evidently, all of this goes back to last week when she had alot of crazy going on. Oh well. I feel really sorry for her. She should definitely clean up her act. For the kids’ sake. What kind of example is she setting for little sister Jamie Lynn? I think as of now, Jamie Lynn might start thinking of keeping her child away from Britney in the future.

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No, he wasn’t charge with a DUI or caught with cocaine. He didn’t portray a stripper in a widely-panned thriller or crash his Mercedes into a sidewalk. Shia LaBeouf, a former Disney kid like Lindsay Lohan, only committed the crime of hanging out at a drug store while he was a little buzzed.

Misdemeanor criminal trespassing charges were dropped against the young “Transformers” star today. LaBouf was arrested and charged last month in Chicago for refusing to leave a Walgreens.

When news of the arrest first hit, I thought this was the beginning of the end for Shia. It looked like he was following Lohan’s path from talented Disney player to hit movie star to celebrity rehab case. Surprisingly, Shia hasn’t gotten into any other trouble since this mishap and he won’t be spending any time in jail. It looks like he was just out celebrating wrapping production on the new “Indiana Jones” movie and got a little carried away last month. That’s what it looks like anyway. So, Shia LaBeouf’s Hollywood nice guy image is saved … but we’ll be watching.

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